kegel

Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.

Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.

kegel by gela-kela May 22, 2021

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butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

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A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.

Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!

kegel berry by Charlie108 September 11, 2010

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Only the most delicious hot dog ever. Comes from Flint and anyone from Michigan will tell you it isn't a hot dog unless it's a Koegel hot dog.

Yeah, man. It's not a real coney dog if it ain't Koegel's .

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The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.

I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.

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To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

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When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

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