Hicksville moms Facebook group

A bunch of moms that hate any kid they see on a bike.

That kids on a bike let me report him to the Hicksville moms Facebook group

Hicksville moms Facebook group by Hicksville Moms Facebook Group July 14, 2019

hicksville high school 

one of the most trashy but okay schools on long island. this school also has the most treeshes because most actually ALL of them don’t know how to keep there damn legs closed including there mouth. hicksville also has more the half of the population of india
mr williams and his bald head i just wanna fucking slap, mr roach and his racist fucking dumbass i just want him fired, mr harris ain’t that bad.

hicksville high school is fucking trash and been filled with treeshes

hicksville high school by hicksville high school March 31, 2020

Kingsville 

Many of these definitions of Kingsville don't do the town justice. Yes there are rich neighborhoods mainly in the outskirts of Kingsville, but the true beauty of Kingsville resides closer to the center of town where the majority of the laid back locals reside, myself included. Kingsville is home to the Jericho covered bridge and Jerusalem Mills. Of course those who do reside on the outskirts of town in their mini-mansions tend to destroy the image of Kingsville sadly, but for those of us who can call their selves local are proud to say that this is one of the last rural communities in Baltimore County.

person 1: What are you doing in Kingsville tonight?
person 2: Hanging out by the covered bridge

Kingsville by local boy21087 May 26, 2009

Kirksville 

aka K-Vegas is the mecca of Northeast Missouri. Also home to the Harvard of the Midwest, aka Truman State University. Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine is also located there. It was the first, and is still the best, College of Osteopathic Medicine in the COUNTRY!!! The people of Kirksville are nice folk, although some are meth-heads. The students of Truman State are known to be a bit nerdy, then again, excellence is no accident. All in all, Kirksville is cool. The coolest thing about it is that you will never go there. (Unless you are there NOW because you are a Truman Student who looked up Kirksville on Urbandictionary).

Jesse: Where do you go to school?
Hannah: The Princeton of the Prarie.
Jesse: Where's that?
Hannah: Kirksville.

Kirksville by JizzyJesse November 7, 2006

knocksville 

Adjective 1. dangerous, violent. Noun 2. Any location with a reputation for brawling and roughhousing.

1. I wanted to check out The Arena, but my girl told me that since they lowered the cover charge the club's turned straight knocksville. 2. The rumor is Hugo and Johnny plan to meet down in knocksville to settle their differences.

knocksville by Josef Lemoine May 15, 2007

Hicksville 

It's also known as the "ville." A suburban town in Nassau County. Though it is on Long Island, and Long Island is stereotypically super wealthy, this is not necessarily the case. Most of Hicksville is well-to-do, upper-middle class and middle class. The taxes are not that outrageous, but their pretty up there. There is a Latino and an African-American population, but it doesn't really mean much, cause it's no where near the majority...not at all. We are near Westbury, so there are Latinos. Most of the African-Americans are wealthy, and usually send their kids to Holy Trinity High School, a well recognized Catholic high school located in Hicksville. Girls will go running around in their Juicy Couture tracksuits, Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirts, Hollister jeans, carrying their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags. This is the case for 85% of the females in Hicksville. The other 15% can think for themselves. Hicksville High School is very much known for their sports. Their football team and kickline team are absolutely amazing! As far as intelligence, let's just say, most of the kids go to college because of sports scholarships. There is a fairly large Indian population. There is a section of Hicksville, known as, "Little India," but it legit, takes up like two blocks. It really isn't anything. Hicksville has an Ikea, which is probably what it's most known for, and the Broadway mall. Everyone says they hate it, but it's really not that bad, especially now that a Hollister Co. has opened there. Teens of Hicksville are just basically superficial, uptight, high maintenance girls, jocks, and meterosexual males who know way too much about Reuhl and Abercrombie and Fitch. There is seven elementary schools in Hicksville, one middle school, and one high school. There are a lot of Catholic schools though. These include St. Ignatius, Holy Family, and Holy Trinity. Basically, Hicksville's a pretty chill place to live, and you never realize how much you miss it till you leave.

Random Facts:
Wendy's in Hicksville is amazing!
That huge parking lot is just simply amazing.
The train stop in Hicksville!
Lacrosse is a main sport in Hicksville.
As of 2007, the median income for a family in Hicksville is $108,880.
The racial makeup of the town was 84.56% White, 1.36% African American, 0.11% Native American, 9.04% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 3.05% from other races, and 1.84% from two or more races.

Just because Hicksville has the word, "Hick" in it, doesn't mean we're rednecks.
That's like saying someone from Queens is a, "queen."

Ashley: You wanna get fucked up tonight?
Jacklyn: Yeah, there's a sweet party in Hicksville tonight.
Ashley: Yeah, we should totally go.

Tom: MAN, Homecoming's this weekend. I'm like pumped for the game!

Victoria: Kickline practice has taken up my entire life!

Marissa: Let's chill at Broadway tonight.
Matt: EW.
Marissa: Shut the fuck up, we all know you love it.
Matt: Eh, true.

Oh yes, and world-renowned piano man Billy Joel grew up in Hicksville!

Hicksville rules, so shut it.

Hicksville by hixchick123 December 9, 2008

Kingsville 

Lets face it the first 2 examples are ok but make Kingsville out to be a full blooded hick town.Not the case at all.While kingsville is known for country kids doing donuts and hopping curbs in our overly massive pick up trucks on the property of PerryHall High school,and just about any other person who throws a party and kicks everyone out before they wanted to leave,we have far more class then Bel-Air and Perry Hall who for some reason not even knowing what a hood looks like,are filled with Eminem clones running around in junky civics blaring Ganster Rap.Kingsville is not recognized nationally but you can ask any PerryHall kid about Kingsville,and they envy the town.But not just anyone can live in Kingsville.Most of the childrens parents own big companys and give us whatever we want which is the reason we throw the big partys and Bon Fires the PerryHall kids envy us for.Not to mention we never get caught by the Po-Po's.Just ask any PerryHall kid what there first inprection is of a K-Town kid is and they will say Rich Basterds.So in conclusion Kingsville is not all hillbillys on tractors wearing flannels throwing back Pabst Blue Ribbon.Thats what they want you to think.And most kids from Kingsville are fake hill billys.They drive a truck while there parents drive a beamer.But,we do school all in throwing back beers and smoking the ganja,cuz hey what the hell ealse is there to do out here.

Kid1-What ya wanna do tonight?
Kid2-I dunno theres never anything to do in this town.
Kid1-Tell me about it.We could go see whose up at Wendys in PH.
Kid2-Im not trying to get in a fight with some wanna be or get arrested for just standing out there like usuall.
Kid1-Well what you wanna do?
Kid2-Lets just throw a bon fire and get fucked up with the rest of the k-town kids.

Kingsville by McGlicken May 3, 2005