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when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extravengant bat/bar mitizvahs and go home and wait on their bed for another spouse who picked them up to fuck them...
armonk, mother, father, bar/bat mitizvahs, key swap, bed
by aksfjalksjdf April 25, 2008

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