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KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches
Shipping name for Kellin (lead-singer, Sleeping with Sirens) and Vic (lead-singer, Pierce the Veil)
Tumblr post: The King for a day video basically screams "Kellic!"
Kellic by Emye August 20, 2012

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014
Kellia is the name of a amazing person that need you to always be there for her. She is a pretty girl. She will always be there for you but now it your turn to there for her because she is probably really sad in her head and dont let annyone see it. Empathetic, she know when you feel bad, and know ow to make you smile. Energitic and alway talking so loud some time you are tired of hearing her talkin:) but make you laugh so hard that you forget about that. She have a lot of friend that love her alot, she need to understand that she deserve love better then every body, because she been tough a lot. She is litteraly de most sweet person on the planet, adorable, unique and the most underrated friend.
Be there for her and you gonna see that she is grettest person that you could never meet:)))
''kellia is so sweet''
Kellia by olaofjqaonco March 24, 2020
Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.
Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?
Kelley by PokPoki January 31, 2021