a kess is a girl mostly born in september, she is a really funny girl she is also pretty and sweet she is a really smart person always thinking about others she can be mean sometimes so don’t get on her bad side and she is the type of person to stay with her friend group and she is everyone’s favorite person and the favorite child you would be lucky to meet a kess she is the type of person that does not care about any thing and she is a boy magnet she is a person that talks loud and laughs about almost every thing and she has a contagious laugh and smile and she in all is a good person but not always innocent 😇.
by oh_hewello December 18, 2019
She is loyal, caring, and so funny! She is so athletic and pretty too! Most likely to play soccer or basketball. And blue or green eyes. If you have this kind and of friend don’t miss out on her!
by Bessie456 November 9, 2018
by mariman666 June 22, 2006
llamaofdoom is Kess-tastic
by llamaofdoom September 1, 2003
by Penis from the sky. September 1, 2003
1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels October 7, 2008