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Teddy bear-like front with lion beneath waiting to pounce
by mariman666 June 22, 2006
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one phat mutha ****a, on who is a total badass
llamaofdoom is Kess-tastic
by llamaofdoom September 01, 2003
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Kess was the internet co-heir to hitler along with cjayc.
by Penis from the sky. September 01, 2003
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1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.

2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.


We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.

That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels October 07, 2008
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dude that guy is such a Kess...lol.
by dot dot dot May 16, 2004
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Kuroshio Extension System Study; The overall goal of KESS is to identify and quantify the dynamic and thermodynamic processes governing the variability of and the interaction between the Kuroshio Extension and the recirculation gyre.
damnit stop kess-ing around man
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
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A Whore. (See tealmarie)
Dude, she's such a Kess!
by TheManWithNoName November 04, 2003
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