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Owner of a kickass messageboard and a great guy overall. So great he is going to give all his users a bum in rank!
Kess is Kess.
by Sasu...somebody. September 01, 2003
3 7
one phat mutha ****a, on who is a total badass
llamaofdoom is Kess-tastic
by llamaofdoom September 01, 2003
10 7
Teddy bear-like front with lion beneath waiting to pounce
My boy be kessin the bitches like none other.
by mariman666 June 22, 2006
12 10
Nazi administrator.
Kess was the internet co-heir to hitler along with cjayc.
by Penis from the sky. September 01, 2003
11 12
1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.

2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.

We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.

That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels October 07, 2008
12 14
see retard
dude that guy is such a Kess...lol.
by dot dot dot May 16, 2004
10 14
t3h h@><0r
Kess hacked 404!
by d00d September 01, 2003
1 5