A state of advanced drunkeness. ie. wrecked, fucked, wankered, wasted. Must be spelt with three r's, two g's and always accompanied by two exclaimation marks. When said an index finger must be raised above the head to mark the exclaimation.
"He was absolutely kerrrplingged!!"
"Guys, tonight... let's get kerrrplingged!!"
Kerrar is a cool Mesopotamian guy who has a great beard! He’s got a brilliant sense of humour and all his friends are jealous of it. He gets so many girls but doesn’t actually care for them. If you’re ever friends with a kerrar keep them in your life because you’ll never find anyone else like him
rzeczownik, wykrzyknienie Ekspresywne, półgłośne przekleństwo używane w reakcji na drobne niepowodzenie, frustrację lub irytujące zdarzenie. Często wypowiadane pod nosem, w sytuacjach prywatnych (np. w domu, w kuchni), z narastającą intonacją — początek cichy, końcówka wyraźnie zaakcentowana i głośniejsza. Nie jest to wymyślone słowo, występuje na lewobrzeżu Sanu w okolicy m. Przemyśl.
The greeting call made by mentally unstable colleagues who do unknown stuff, best squawked loudly in the accent of a sea gull. This call is commonly adopted by workers who have been driven to insanity by moronic senior figures in their organisation.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.