Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kermold 

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

Kermold by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Kerol 

Kerol is a smoking hot girl, who loves house music and swedish house music and ibiza but lives in a crackden. Being off your head on mdma and just crazy.

I went to a rave and went proper kerol!
I went to a rave and there were so many kerols!
Im going to go to ibiza and get so kerolled.

Kerol by patsy mccrackhead June 4, 2011

Kernow 

The country on the south west tip of Great Britain, separate from England. Home of the pasty, great cider and pirates. In conclusion, proper ansum place, innum?

Gent 1: "I say old bean, where are you from? That's a first rate accent you have."

Gent 2: "Kernow my ansum, God's own country!"

Kernow by Cousin Jack February 28, 2010

Kernel Dwellers 

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.

G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.

Kernel Dwellers by l0stn00b November 13, 2009

kernel 

The core of an Operating System

An OS kernel is often responsible for handling driver requests, filesystem operations, I/O requests and other system functions.

kernel by Gary Destruction May 30, 2004