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Kennett high school 

A school that is full of vsco girls whoring around and tiktok boys who think they're hot shit. You might meet a normal person if you dig deep enough but then you'll realize that they're addicted to nicotine and probably crack. There's a convenient basketball hoop place near the school for all your fighting needs. Don't like pep rallies? Don't worry we never go because of all the bomb threats. Like peeing? to bad cause 3/5 of the bathrooms are locked and the ones that aren't are so disgusting and cloudy you can't breathe. Also, we have a hate boner for Unionville. You know how cheerleaders are supposed to be popular well not in this school, they are literally the laughing stock of the school.
Vsco girl: and I oop, skkskskss, my hydro flask

Tiktok boys: *viciously grinding into their screens*

Kennett high school....run
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Kennett Middle School 

A school where every single student is required to worship Doctor Larry DeAngelis. They feed kids shitty lunch that makes their teeth rot. Everyday the bathrooms smell like weed and it full of mexicans. The school is also full of kennett girls and thots.
Jimmy: I hate Kennett Middle School

Nick: Me too but I love the band teacher

Kennett middle school 

A school full of disaster bisexuals and hot Cheeto girls.The acronym is VERY fitting.
Friend: You go to Avon Grove?

Me: nah I wish I go to Kennett middle school.

kennett high school 

a good school. a great school actually. unionville thinks that we're dumbfucks cause our test scores are low.. but maybe thats because of the 33% of mexicans at the school that bring the scores down. we have a turf field, and two more being built. we have one of the nicest public schools of PA, so you know what unionville, suck it. yeah we're mushroom capital of the world, and what are you unionville? yeah exactly. just a bunch of rich kids who aren't rich enough to go to private school so they try and act rich. they also like to take acid in school and run around naked and punch the principals (yes this actually happened). we also have one of the largest AT programs for public schools, which makes up for the dumbfuck illiterates at our school. and kennett is actually better than unionville in most sports, just not football. so you know what unionville? fuck off. u-what?! u-suck!
girl from other school #1: wow kennett high schools so nice!

girl from other school #2: i know! look at these nice ass fields! and the schools huge! they have computers in every class and smartboards in every one! and they have plasma screens in the cafeteria!

girl from other school #1: yeah, this is way better than unionville, who has trailers in front of the school!

Kenneth cooper middle school

Lots of black people

Every white kid thinks that they are black

Lots of thots

Annoying ass people everywhere

Racist people everywhere

Fake people everywhere

Some faggot named anthony who thinks hes the blackest kid in the school

Lots of bluface fans (they are retarded btw)

Even more thots

Every 8th grader got sum AirPods

If u got a android ur broke no exceptions
Did u hear about hiw bad kenneth cooper middle school is

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026