Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.
Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
by funkmasterflexjr February 5, 2010
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