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Kelly-ism 

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
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Isabella Kelly 

So nice and beautiful Inside out. She is the best person you’ll ever meet and don’t get in her bad side or she’ll beat you. If you have her as a friend don’t loose her. She also gets all the boys. One more thing she don’t like her sis Victoria 🤮
Oh hey there’s Isabella Kelly! Can’t wait to talk to her
Isabella Kelly by Isabella Kelly December 7, 2019
Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.
Kellyism is a great religion.
Kellyism by 『 』 February 13, 2015

R-KELLYISM 

R-Kellyism is the practice of peeing on people.
R-Kellyism is the practice of peeing on people.
R-KELLYISM by Medagaldem November 27, 2021

R.kellyist

Someone you allegatily had sexual relations with a minor.

A person over the legal age required to have sex that allegatitaly ingaged in intercource with minor
He was labled a R.kellyist.

I think he's a R.kellist.

Gerry is a moleman and a R.kellyist.

A R.kellist tryed to lure me into his ginger bread house.
R.kellyist by Gerry .H December 6, 2006

R-KELLYISM 

R-Kellyism is the practice of peeing on people.
R-Kellyism is the practice of peeing on people.
R-KELLYISM by Medagaldem November 27, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026