Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.
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