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Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.
Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.
Keffner by daringstudent April 7, 2010
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Kefferie 

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.
Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.
Kefferie by Codemann22 April 7, 2019
Something screwed up, entangled, twisted together.
I wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but the lead was all kaffled up, so I didn't bother.
kaffled by Bob68T December 18, 2007
A famous interior designer, who as her names means, is full of life and joy! Used to described fashions and furnishings that bring happiness into your life.
Having the right elements of color and texture bring keffie to the room!
Keffie by athenslove December 29, 2011
To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.
Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.
1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!
2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.
kaffle by Me alrite! November 27, 2006
Dutch origin literally meaning 'bark of a dog'. Dutch slang for lighting up a 'splif' (cigarette filled with marijuana).
His cough sounded like a keffen

He drew on the keffen and passed it to his friend
Keffen by hannay March 1, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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