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Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.
Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.
Keffner by daringstudent April 7, 2010
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Kefferie 

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.
Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.
Kefferie by Codemann22 April 7, 2019
Something screwed up, entangled, twisted together.
I wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but the lead was all kaffled up, so I didn't bother.
kaffled by Bob68T December 18, 2007
A famous interior designer, who as her names means, is full of life and joy! Used to described fashions and furnishings that bring happiness into your life.
Having the right elements of color and texture bring keffie to the room!
Keffie by athenslove December 29, 2011
To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.
Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.
1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!
2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.
kaffle by Me alrite! November 27, 2006
Dutch origin literally meaning 'bark of a dog'. Dutch slang for lighting up a 'splif' (cigarette filled with marijuana).
His cough sounded like a keffen

He drew on the keffen and passed it to his friend
Keffen by hannay March 1, 2007