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A rather femenine-fingered tall man with an incredibly large floppy penis and a strange adoration for male genetalia wrapped in a turban, harry potter and the philosiphers stone style. He is known to be found roaming the vast landscapes of the japanese prarie.
Ho ching: holy crap man, what's that creature over there? And is that tree his dick?

Sho ha Ping: omg dude, I think that might be the rare and elusive Kazuaki!!!
by thatginger14 November 21, 2013