Usually referring to an strange young women, who makes a large amount of daily phone calls, only eats foods with cheese as the main ingredient, drinks a good deal of nikolai vodka and hates penn state. When wildwood is bad mouthed she is the first to defend it, usually with common phrases like "your just jealous" or "why are you such an asshole". Sniffling or snoring is usually enough to make her very angry.
It is often used in the same sentence as "cute" or "boot".
Me: Hey Kazoot, what you up to?
Kazoot: Eatin chips n queso....
by 106 <3 May 3, 2010
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Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.
Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!
by Mike Buckley November 28, 2002
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Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo
1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!
by Animaniac420 April 26, 2016
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The act of being a dog and zooted
Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park
by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023
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Verb.

To be extremely of, usually beyond Intoxicated or higher than the sky above.

Used to describe a persons state of consciousness followed by an extraordinary story after.
Jake: Yo hows Jason doing?
Ben: Bruh Jason is f***ing Kazooted maaaan! XD
by Swazye562 July 31, 2021
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