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Kazakhs in Finland 

When two women shove ice cubes up an anus and a cherry bomb right after that. The receiver must be ready to shit otherwise the experiment wouldn't work, then as the cherry bomb lights, there will be a cold and shit covered explosion within the anus which can form a sense of pleasure for some people. This will may be illegal in some countries as it can be seen as an attempt of rape.
"Yooo you know those Finnish chicks? They were committing the literal sense of 'Kazakhs in Finland' to Adam bro!"
Kazakhs in Finland by the nut nutter November 11, 2020
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O Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakhstan by AzamatBagatov February 10, 2013

Kazakhstan ugrazaj nambambierofke 

The translation is Kazakhstan threatens with bombarding.

Say this to the enemies of the great country of Kazakhstan.
Retard : I hate Kazakhstan

Sigma Chad: Kazakhstan ugrazaj nambambierofke
A Turkic ethnic group in Central Asia that has nothing to do with Arabs as someone stated the opposite. Retarded American logic: They are Muslims so they must be Arabs, but holdup they are Asian so why don't they have a small dick? Arab blood! Makes as much as sense as Mexicans being Jews because they're Christians. Both are middle eastern religions. Steppe people can slaughter all the cowardly and weak Arab scum and European scum.
Kazakhs and other Turkic people converted to Islam even though they could have whiped Islam out.
Kazakh by Ahaha71818 September 26, 2019

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

Kazakhstan 

a nation that most people had never heard of before a certain mr. cohen came along. now it's on the tip of everybody's tounge. Borat was indeed a masterpiece of oddball comedy, but Kazakhstan isn't exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.

Kazakhstan, like most of the exotic and unknown 'Stan countires,' was made up of autonomous tribes until the Russians took over in the 1800s. when the Soviet Union was formed, it became part of that nation. kazakhstan is rich in natural resources, so a very large number of ethnic Russians entered the region for mining and manufacturing. after the 1991 collapse of the Soviets, Kazakhstan became indepedendent.

today, kazakhstan is a huge, mostly barren coutnry with about 15 million people. it is ruled by a certain mr. nazyerbayev, an old Soviet leader who wins faux elections to constantly be 'elected' president. the country actually has tremendous natural resources, but it doesn't have the funds to do anything with them.
In Kazakhstan, Sacha Baren Cohen is currently public enemy #1 for the gov't. It's hilarous that one groundbreaking comedian can ruin the global image of a once subtle nation.
Kazakhstan by Tit For Twat January 31, 2007

Kazakhstan 

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kazakhstan, you very nice place.