| 1. | Katrina baby | ||
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1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina. The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
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| 2. | hurricane katrina | ||
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An excuse for uneducated poor minorities to cry like babies, refuse to help themselves and play the race card. It is not that George Bush hates black people, it is that nobody cares about New Orleans. The retarded mayor of New Orleans complained that the Gov't reacted quicker to 9/11 than Katrina. No shit. New York is the economic nucleus of the country, or arguably the world. New Orleans would not even be on the map if it were not for thier yearly Mardi Gras celebration where low-life women and men occupy the streets, collect beads and drink cheap beer.
What have the inhabitants of New Orleans ever contributed to society. Nothing! They sit around and cash welfare checks and then act like victims of racism because the whole world did not stop to help them. Help yourselves you lazy parasitic goons. Tyreek: "George Bush aint gonna help us yo"
Moreece: "Maybe we should try to help ourselves" Tyreek: "Nah homey..let's just sit around, loot WalMart and then call everyone a racist for not helping. Moreece: "Right on paht-nuh, Hurricane Katrina was created by white people anyway" |
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| 3. | Hell | ||
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1. A famous gated retirement resort community for Republican politicians and televangists.
2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "Gehenna" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named Moloch and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute. If you have to ask the price of admission to Hell, you can't afford to go.
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| 4. | Lisa Lampanelli | ||
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The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!
But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future. SHe also love black men. "I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli
"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli |
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