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The queen of cats. Katies are obsessed with cats and have tons of them. They are defintely future old cat ladies. Katies are usually really short, black, and asian. They can fly through the air because they're so tiny. They are usually very good in bed, although they have diseases and love to share them. They have really long willies, but they are very skinny and hairy. Katies can bounce on their huge asses to survive huge falls, and their boobs can give people black eyes. They are often very creepy and watch porn every day. They are always bi-sexual. When you try to talk to a katie, she just moans. If you talk to one on the internet, she will simply type gibberish, as the English language is too difficult for her to use most of the time. However, when she does say something, it's usually very sexual, because she ALWAYS has sex on her brain. Not to be confused with an Ann or a Natalie.
Guy 1: Did you know that Katie has a dick?

Guy 2: Yeah man, but it's okay because her boobs are bigger than her head!
by PantsFairy March 31, 2012

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Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. LYING WHORE. Very fake and judgmental. Not a good friend. She will talk behind your back the moment you leave the room. Not to mention, fool around with your boyfriend; even if you're her best friend. Basically the school slut. Thinks she's little miss popular but really everyone hates her. Acts like she's drunk after a half a beer. Never trust a girl named Katie. Especially Sara Kaitlyns.
Katie's been with so many guys you could probably stick a soda can up her.

Hey, look, there goes Katie with another girl's boyfriend.

Doesn't Katie look pregnant?
by fuckkatiekendrick. August 23, 2011

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A girl who looks like dora the explorer, has a protuding camel toe & frequent panty lines, can't sing, and loves to sing amazing grace while canoeing all alone in the mountains of idaho.
Is that dora the explorer? No, it's katie.
by Katalin&papaweav. January 14, 2012

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A katie is a very dim-witted person. Usually born brunette but meant to be blonde. Sometimes messes up places and calls them the wrong thing. Normally very pretty. But normally has a big butt.
Dang. She's a brunette and she got that wrong? She must be a katie.
by Nancy SLughorn December 27, 2011

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1- A whore-ass bitch

2- Penis Cheese

3- Loves balls in the mouth
Sarah - Hey. Looks like you got a little Katie on your dick.
Sam- Oh, Shit.
by notcoollikethat June 06, 2011

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the biggest slut you'll ever meet. dont trust a katie, she'll steal your friends & boyfriend. her only friends are the ones who fall naive to her little game. she only cares about herself, & lies her way out of situations. normally, a katie will claim she hates drama, when in fact she starts it.
1: Did you hear about katie?!
2: no, dude, what happened?
1: she got dumped, bro! she's hysterical!
2: meh, she won't be for long. the little skank's gonna have low self esteem sex & be right back where she was in no time.
by barbarastreisand November 11, 2011

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A nasty bitch who is extremely ugly and fat and has a lot of zits. She has a horrible personality and talks to a bunch of guys at the same time. She puts out. She talks behind backs so she is a terrible friend. She is usually retarded and fails at most classes. There is the occasional katie doesnt fit this but most do.
by BabyDoll1234 December 03, 2011

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