A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

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watchtard

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

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Kochtard

One who is dumber than a retard and at the same time not smart enough to be called a fucktard.

A graduate in Finance lost her job as a bank teller because her drawer was always short. What a kochtard!

Kochtard by lonelyrhino May 21, 2013

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Ratchtarded

A combination of "ratchet" and "retarded". When a girl is so appalling that she acts a fool.

EX: "God, Jane is so fucking ratchtarded - she thinks she's a hipster because she wears cut off shirts."

Ratchtarded by GrabIT December 12, 2012

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