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Kartoffelheit 

, the (Noun)

Society phenomena and behavior, displaying typical German virtues such as punctuality, sleeping with the window tilted open, or general criticism of any situation. Often used in intercultural surroundings in Germany, e.g., where expats face limits from bureaucracy or narrow-minded thinking.
F: "Man, the weather was too good the past few days."
D: "Come on, your Kartoffelheit limits you from enjoying the summer."
Kartoffelheit by swipe80 August 27, 2023
Its a common word used in many occasions , the proper meaning of this term "Potato".
This can be used in 1st Person shooting games or insulting a stupid child :D
*flips tabl3* " GOD DAMMIT!!! I can't seem to aim properly! I clearly hit him like 10 times.....ugh stupid Kartofel aim -_-"
"Zabij sie, jebane dziecko ziemniaczane!"
Kartofel by TurbroGaming November 21, 2017

kartoffelspalten 

CAN I ORDER A CHEESEBURGER WITHA. SIDE KARTOFFELSPALTEN
kartoffelspalten by lol poundcake September 23, 2017
Is actually German for POTATO, but can be used to indicate that the person you are calling 'Kartofel' is stupid or has no clue
He/she is such a KARTOFEL!

Kartoffeladoption 

du bist adoptiert..
trifft nur auf dich zu, weil du eine kartoffel bist
niemand (deine Eltern) mag dich, weil Kartoffeladoption

kartoffel cringe 

Related to German cringe but using the much more accurate label for stereotypical Germans "Kartoffel", meaning potato in German.
This is so kartoffel cringe, I'll emigrate tomorrow.

You'll survive your neighbors partying for once, don't be so kartoffel cringe.
kartoffel cringe by almanprincessbg September 4, 2021