Some proper clubfoot yetti dat can be found wrutting around Stratford.

Him go jam dat p800 n p900 (p1batty!) up his battypipe on vibrate 4 wot him call da HEAVY THRILL n ting.

He drink da meths,turps,surgical spirit, special brew n tennents super

He be a tru HAIRMUNGAH his hair be a fire & health hazzard.

Him smoke da Horseshit in what he calls a heavy blend.