For those who want to get a degree rather than an education.
I could've gone to Kansas University but I already when to high school.
The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.
Oh and Muck Fizzou.
Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.