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a. An individual who appears to be a complete cunt regardless of how that individual is viewed.

b. the female pudenda as viewed through external drugs such as LSD, mescaline, funhouse mirrors, etc.
Glenn Beck, Bono, David Blane and Dane Cook are kalaedacunts.
by Kinga Theives July 29, 2011