kabuki shitfaced Share definition Flag drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman. I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking. kabuki shitfaced by NVuss August 15, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the kabuki shitfaced mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch