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Ash Kaash 

A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.

To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.

Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10

OVERALL: ∞/10

RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”

Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”

Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
An immortal sexy aztec god stuck in a ball of ice drifting in space, so he now has no purpose in life nor any reason to continue thinking.

The only other kar sent to space other than the tesla that [Elon} sent for no reason at all.
Person 1: Yo dude I don't wanna study for this upcoming finals exam

Person 2: Are you really gonna kars this exam? you're a dumb motherfucker
Kars by elasticpump March 31, 2019
Related Words
Norwegian word for booz and coffie together.
Hei gi meg litt karsk'a?
(Hey, give me som karsk!)
karsk by nomix January 17, 2004

Ash kaash comment section 

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."

Ash Kaash 

A Goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in 0.2 seconds
Imagine if Ash Kaash gave me the glock flock 3000
Ash Kaash by MegaMatt65 August 2, 2020
You're an edgy 13 year old that wanted to look at pictures of cars, but you thought that wasn't edgy enough, so you spelled it with a "k" instead. You got pictures of a weird, almost nude vampire bird man and you are very confused.
Edgy Kid: I wonder what will come up if I spell cars like "kars" instead of cars?!?!?!?

-10 seconds later

Edgy Kid: Wtf is this furry trash, and WHY TF MY PEEPEE GO UP?!?!?!?!?!
Kars by Big Cool October 25, 2018

Rouxls Kaard 

Some gay tall dude who bathed In grape kool-aid then bleached his hair.
“Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”