Getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. But just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are "Please sir, may i have some more?

Oh, you just got a 5star Kamala Khan? You might as well drink mercury and punch yourself in the back of your own head until you die because you just got kabam'd so hard that you'll probably die from receiving a massive pink sock and all that anal leakage.

Kabam'd by SqueezinKittys August 3, 2017

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Kabam Kunt

The individual staff members that supposedly get paid for doing absolutely no work at the company Kabam

The Kabam Kunt could not fix the lagging issues or unfair game play or the Kabam Kunt knows even less than a fucked up monkey

Kabam Kunt by XXTHEDARKNESSXX February 10, 2017

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kabam

Similar to a mic drop, it’s when you drop shade on someone and end the statement with “kabam!”

You were raised by squirrels, because there’s no explanation for why you like nuts so much and are a total asshole. In fact, your only friends are pigeons, which you like to feed. Alas, they all die because you’re a moron and feed them nuts, as you assume everyone must like the same things you do. All yor friends are dead.

Kabam, Miike!

kabam by Bossy Builder August 21, 2018

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kabam

THE MOST FUCKING WHALE MILKING COMPANY EVER. FUCKING IF YOU DONT SPEND MONEY YOUR BROKE ASS WILL GET SHITTY ASS REWARDS AND GET SHAT ON BY THE ELITE WHALES. FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE BROKE. I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR BROKE ASS AND YOUR BAD CHAMPIONS. FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH.

FUCK KABAM.

kabam by The Fresh Dad of Bel-Air March 10, 2020

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