K-man

Function: noun
Etymology: Seinfeld (episode #17)
The Busboy

1a. Refering Cosmo Kramer
1b. Term used by Jerry on June 26, 1991 when talking to George.

JERRY: I just don't think you should go alone. Can't you wait till after my set?

GEORGE: It'll take to long.

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Take the K-man. A little support..

GEORGE: (Unsure) I don't a..

KRAMER: Take me where? Where?

(Scene ends)

by topper harely June 28, 2005

K-man

A charasmatic person.

"Hey I'm always right - I'm the K-man!"

by Paul Smith September 9, 2003

K-Man

A fucking mad kunt who is an extreme menace to the driving society. Wild, crazy, evil, fucking mad, brainless. All the above are synonymous with the name K-MAN. Can often be seen cruising the streets of Brisbane, The Gold Coast & Fortitude Valley in a Black Honda Jazz or Honda Integra Type R or Kia Carnival.
K-MAN has already destroyed all the speed records in the Queensland area and even the police are scared of the great man. If you see him, be scared, be very fucking scared.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, Did you see that kunt in his ricer rocket fly past us?
Person 2: You're fucking right man, that must be the infamous K-MAN.
Person 1: Fuckin Oath, he is a fucking speed king.

by UCSM March 25, 2008

K-man

1a) Known for his very large head, mythical greek creature, head made from solids gold.

1b) Short for the first stage of man with small misguided brain

That creature may knock an eye out one day

by George (indianopollis) October 10, 2003

k man islands

A kind of island that's just meh. a place where losers and outcasts go chill at.

You're not cool, you should go live on the k man islands for a while.

by Jim_Raynor May 3, 2017

special k-man

The guy in prison with the most "kooch"-like butt-hole. He is the most prized of all the inmates.

I'm about to spend a little time with the special k-man, you know what I'm sayin?

by Dirty Joe McGee October 18, 2009

K-Man I-Lan

A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.

Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"

Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"

Source: A.P., Cayman Islands

by A.P. January 26, 2006