I Just Had Sex
I Just Had Sex by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010
I Just Had Sex!
The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.
(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"
I Just Had Sex! by greggory9669 March 4, 2011
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Let's Just Have Sex.
this phrase is something to say during one of those times you want to say something random. or you can just say something really long and then say this to make it funny. this phrase makes conversations really funny? or you enter panda's ventrilo and it says "let's just have sex" in the lobby, thats when we all have sex.
EX1)Kelvin: yo dude lets play gunz
Panda: nah.
Kevlin: k, Lets just have sex.
EX2)Panda: so dude ill like completely own you and like be super G like a flea and have a big dick with my dick in your mouth so GG man.
Kelvin: k...?
Panda: Let's just have sex.
EX3)Hinson: LOL WHY DOES IT SAY LETS JUST HAVE SEX IN YOUR VENT?
*cuz your gay hinson, and you never said this but i wanted to make fun of you*
Panda: nah.
Kevlin: k, Lets just have sex.
EX2)Panda: so dude ill like completely own you and like be super G like a flea and have a big dick with my dick in your mouth so GG man.
Kelvin: k...?
Panda: Let's just have sex.
EX3)Hinson: LOL WHY DOES IT SAY LETS JUST HAVE SEX IN YOUR VENT?
*cuz your gay hinson, and you never said this but i wanted to make fun of you*
Let's Just Have Sex. by pandaboyxxx September 18, 2009
Im sick of sex i just want love
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not homo just sexual
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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