My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

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i just saw your britney

when a girl is wearing a dress or a skirt and she spreads her legs and you can see her vagina. just like britney spears when she gets out of the car.

OMG Lauren I just saw your Britney!!

i just saw your britney by surfgirl138 October 28, 2007

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I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)

He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth by Death Menace August 30, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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