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A month just before summer during which hail and freezing rain are common. It is usually followed by intense, pet killing heat waves.
Junuary in Oregon is a cozy time to sit by the fire and plant tomato starts or organize swimwear.
Junuary by Wieser August 27, 2010

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

5 january 

This birthday is the coolest of them all.

People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"
5 january by Lunafromdenmark September 11, 2020

January 5th 

literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn
is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it
January 5th by chaeluvr666 October 15, 2019

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous
Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous
january 5 by I like Florida October 15, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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