Urban Dictionary: junk armor

1.	junk armor
	anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact. "Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor." buy junk armor mugs & shirts condom armor junk protection safety by The Orchid Queen Jan 19, 2008 add a video
2.	junk armor
	. An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury. . "That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now." . buy junk armor mugs & shirts jockey strap jockstrap athletic brief support brief athletic cup plastic armor tin cup clank male genitalia male genitalia genitals cock and balls testicles junk protect athletic standard equipment by al-in-chgo Mar 8, 2010 add a video