Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.
Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$
Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$
Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.
by Yahuwah June 6, 2019
by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019
This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes
by gettincrunk March 26, 2005
Kid 1: I got so drunk from that Jungle Juice at the party.
KId 2: Jungle Juice is for pussies.
Kid 3: Oh.
KId 2: Jungle Juice is for pussies.
Kid 3: Oh.
by CoolGuy274 June 2, 2016
A potent concoction made up of whatever happens to have been tossed into the proverbial punch bowl. This can include, but is not limited to, any kind of hard liquor, copius amounts of beer, extremely entertaining hallucinagenic substances, and even various female undergarments (on rare occasions male undergarments are also tossed in; they add a large quantity of fibre but unfortunately also have the potential of adding quite alot of ball sweat and pubes to your otherwise heavenly drink).
by The Man of Wealth and Taste December 16, 2009
by Purplex415 May 24, 2012
A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.
"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."
by Officer Hamilton Sexington Jr. September 29, 2009