Jum

Another, slightly more humerous way to say "jump"

You're not a good JUMMER.
You need to JUM better.
Can you JUM like me?

by Its_Soul March 5, 2013

Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."

by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020

Jums a Chump

When ever someone is really stupid or really bad a video games
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend

wow jums a chump

by WhiteGuyAlpha October 6, 2013

plum jum

A vagina

Yo baby, let me lick dat plum jum!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

jum pum

Cum in the bum

"Yea I went jum pum in her ass"

by Coolchris210 April 8, 2016

Jum Cream

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.

HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!

by Crembie-San October 13, 2003

Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...

"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 4, 2018