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canadian jumpingjacks 

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!
Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.
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do u do jumping jacks on the d 

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.
op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

Jumpingjackz 

An idiot on the highest level that's name pronunciation is not like it should be.
Wow! You're more screwed over than Jumpingjackz!
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Jumping Jacks 

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.

jumping jacks on the d 

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

Mexican JumpingJack 

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.
Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

japanese jumping jacks 

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.
I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.