jummi 

German for yummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.

jummi by waffle December 2, 2003

Quick Jimmie 

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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Quick Jimmie by Forklift July 20, 2014

jammin like salmon 

When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"

Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."

jammin like salmon by B... October 8, 2012

Jumin han 

A trust fund kid with a kinky side.

Jumin han is my daddy.

Jumin han by Why hello (°○°) January 25, 2018

Jamming 

Listening to music

Jamming

out to some
Cool tunes

Jamming by anonymous January 21, 2021

Jumin 

A trust fund kid that’s actually really lonely and sad and had nobody to actually to talk to about it. He loves his cat so much because it’s the only thing that accompanied him almost all the time and fills the silence at home. He’s also hot as hell.

Jumin is not who you think he is.

Jumin by phastelly November 25, 2019

The Jimmie Effect 

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!

The Jimmie Effect by Io September 7, 2004