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When you are totally confused, your brain isn`t acting normal, highly likely after being donkey punched, making your words come out in a ridiculous order, to be totally jumfunkled
"that bitch of a son punched me donkey" .... should read " that son of a bitch donkey punched me"

"my heads so jumfunkled I don`t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass"
by Greta Life August 22, 2009