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juicy girl 

Noun: A female companion whom you purchase astronomicaly high priced non- alcoholic beverages, ie "juice". Will sit and converse with you in a bar. For another fee "bar fine" you are entitled to a "happy ending" or "full service". These establishments are usually found in South East Asia.
"I heard Joe met this Juicy girl last week and got a bonus after his happy ending."
juicy girl by Stangdriver42 May 3, 2005
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Juicy girl 

A cock-craved cum dumpster that will take an American soldier's entire paycheck on payday by making them spend ridiculous amounts of money on mildly alcoholic beverages. Usually found in S. Korea, the Juicy girl is imported from the Philippines and will tell stories of how she was 'tricked' into the job, but takes "vacations" back home and come back to rob more American soldiers without anything on her conscience.
"Hey dude, where were you last night?"

"I was out with my new juicy girl. This bitch is HOT!"

"Really? How much you spend?"

"Only $500 so far."

"Does it itch yet?"

"No, but I am getting a few blisters."

"That blows. Hope you didn't knock her up."

"I'm not worried. If she has a kid I'll just marry her and let the Army pay for everything."

"...f*ing idiot...."
Juicy girl by genericPFC June 13, 2008

Juicy Girl 

Cheap Asian prostitutes who inhabit bars located near U.S. military bases in Asia. Most juicy girls are Filipino, but may be from any country in the Asia/Pacific. Juicy Girls are known for transferring STDs and tricking young naive military members into marrying them.
They were having a sale at the Juicy Bar last night. If you buy one Juicy girl for $2, then you get the other juicy girl for a penny!
Juicy Girl by Chico Blacklung November 29, 2010

Juice Girls 

The superiors over juice boys. Usually the leader of a Mob/Mafia.
Are those Juice Girls jas and laur?! *Bows down*
Juice Girls by Qytez January 26, 2020

juicy girl 

1. Adj; to descibe a female that is chubby. and/or to describe a female who has a nice, full, round booty.

2. Adj; to describe a girl that wears Juicy Couture brand clothing.

Also the company Juicy Couture has "Juicy Girl" as their trademark. The word's "Juicy" can be seen on trackpants by Juicy Couture and shirts that say "Juicy Girl" as well.
1. Damnnnnnnn look at that juicy girl, she's so thick and her booty is so round.

2. Look at this girl with her new Juicy Couture outfit, she's such a Juicy Girl.
juicy girl by Miss_Kay July 13, 2006

Juicy Gills 

Juicy Gills can be used as a noun or as a specific person's name.

When used as a noun, Juicy Gills refers to the fatty skin sagging from an old washed-up wrestlers abdominal area. These gills cover up ripped abs, but because they are covered, regardless of how strong your abs are, you inevitably look like an outta shape, McDonalds eating, fish. Juicy gills will continue to grow larger, porkier, and beefier until the said person gets to the weight room and works on winning his homies. Having juicy gills is not a compliment.

Juicy Gills can also refer to a person, or mythical creature. This person brags about his adipose tissue surrounding his abdominal region, almost as if a good quality. The truth is, these gills are like a force field to girls. No girl can come close to Mr. Juicy Gills. Because of this, he is always in the "friend zone". His gills were attained by eating too much Michael Donalds. Especially midnight runs to Michael Donalds, while in a hazy, disoriented state. This is no ordinary eating though. It is not eating for nutritional benefit, eating for taste, or eating for sake of eating. This eating is in fact, straight up eating for calories. The only thing to stop this caloric eating is for Matty to steal copious amounts of juicy gill fries from his bag while not looking.
Holy shit, Fark's gills are getting even bigger.

Last night, I was about to go to bed, when Juicy Gills said he was going to Michael Donalds. I couldn't resist. Now i have Juicy Gills.

Oh shit, his juicy gills just forced that girl away. Now she is being taken by Studly McStud Stud.
Juicy Gills by Future Gillzilla February 19, 2009

Juicy girl 

When a girl is wet horny but she doesn't have a man or a dildo so she fingers herself and watches porn 😏
girl imma call you back i'm a juicy girl rn (right now) .
Juicy girl by 😂🤤🤢 January 31, 2021