ass juice

by Angeleka September 19, 2003

The collection of juice your anus gives off if you drink a lot of water.

Nastyness on stuff EVERYBODY sits on or touches

Dairy Queen with friends:

Hey have you ordered yet?

Naw, I got to wipe the ass juice off the seats..

by dookie twirl October 18, 2016

the juice that excretes from a dogs ass while he is licking it that stains the carpet and has the aroma of rotten fish.

by gunnerboy January 30, 2011

A natural lubricant obtained when a man puts it in her pooper.

Bravo claimed he knew from experiance that "ass juice is a natural lubricant."
I retorted "fag."

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

friend: i just ass juiced all over the school hallways when runninng to the bathroom

you: wow thats some shit u know man.

bystander: wtf..

ass-juice

Condensation so thick it runs down the windows. A mixture of human breath and gases from the behind= ASS-JUICE

"i can't see the road for all this ass-juice!"

by meh_meh July 11, 2006

A thick, runny liquid that is created in the asshole, and then pushed out. Most use it as thirst quencher.

"Hey Levi, have you seen my ass juice?"
"Sorry Adam, I drank it."

by TheRealOne677 March 17, 2019