During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.
A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!
A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!
A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
|2.||Complete Judge Fuck Confusion|
Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!
A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!
Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.
A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.
Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!
a metaphor / figure of speech..
when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..
similar to a clusterfuck
oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me
1) Past tense substitute for fucked when said events occurred in the area of Philadelphia, PA.
2) (Alternate) Received a less than desirable outcome during a given event, usually in the vicinity of Philadephia, PA.
1) The airline philly'd me when it lost my bags.
2) The judge philly'd me with his ruling.
"Lemkau'd" is the act of removing by vote, a judge who has displayed a high degree of judicial incompetence as adjudicated by the public during re-election time.
The term is coined after San Bernardino County, CA Superior Court Office 11 Judge Robert Lemkau who ignored a woman's pleas for the life of her child and granted unsupervised visits to the "Baby Daddy" who had emailed "fantasy stories" about killing the baby and himself if he and the woman did not get back together.
The man was true to his word, and a toddler is now dead.
Judge Lemkau lost to challenger in a 2010 election by a vote of 34.26% to 65.64% to a Deputy DA from San Bernardino County, James S. Hosking.
Dat Judge done fucked up, he should be "Lemkau'd" out of office.
A white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it.
TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga.
Alexander:He be needin a laywer.
TYRONE: Nigga, what?
A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad.
TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm aksin nicely to take it easy on dis nigga"
Some lawyer sounding voice: Here at Wilson in Wilson we know how it be for a nigga. Haters don't think it be like it is, but it do. But we do. I'm Greg Wilson, and I'll be your white guy.
TYRONE: Da fuuu...?