spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..
1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico
by joeden December 2, 2008
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Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.
Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera
by La masacuata April 5, 2016
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