olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow
by jostling February 1, 2019
E.g Peter- let's go out for a drink at 7, Fraser - sure I'll see you then. 7 comes round and Peter is nowhere to be seen and uncontactable.
You've been given the Jimbo jostle
You've been given the Jimbo jostle
by Benji90 December 2, 2020
A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
by garybaldi February 11, 2010
derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 12, 2009
A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
by NathanielW April 19, 2011
A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
by Eldon Stump July 3, 2006
This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018