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a very very short,ugly,fat,and lazy mexican that has a lil penis with giant girl boobs and has doggy nuts and will probly end up with a guy becuz he is so ugly his own mother doesn't like to look at him.he also looks like the grinch.
i seen a jose campos and i had to go to the doctor becouse my vison was going away.
by david tovar September 15, 2010

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