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(noun) Hellmuthspeak, in poker language, for "Joke", misspelled because of the relative geographic similarity of the "o" key and "p" key on a QWERTY keyboard. Jopke is what happens when a good poker player loses a hand to a bad poker player because the bad poker player played better in that instance.
Donkeys alwasy draw.
by Poker Term Guy May 09, 2005

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