Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

blooby joobs 

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013

They Took ye'r joorbs! 

A phrase a white person says right after they had just lost their because a person of a different race is willing to work for much cheaper.

Whitey: I lost my job to that fag Mexican

Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.

Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><

Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!

They Took ye'r joorbs! by I care June 5, 2005

Platty Joobs 

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Jooosh 

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

Jooosh by ma-wally February 24, 2010

Joobs 

Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies

Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"

Joobs by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019

Joobs 

Kim Namjoon’s boobs

Look at those joobs.

Joobs by UrbanStvn January 21, 2019