jonians

jonians are jonas aliens from planet pop-rock who eat guitars for meals. they hunt down a sewer disguised as a turd in search of "chocolate". planet pop-rock is actually venus.

The jonians are invading our sewers!!!!

by Leianna Owens February 18, 2009

Jonian

A young, attractive and goodlooking guy !

+ Omg, look at that guy...

- Yeah, he's a Jonian

by PePenO November 23, 2021

Jonian

A young and beautiful guy !

+ Omg look at that guy he's goodlooking !
- Yeah, he's a Jonian !

by PePenO November 23, 2021