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a black person who is usually scared of kids named Nija, and is always video chatting or drinking monster. he drinks ohde on it to get high off the steroids in it, because he is a crackhead. jon's are usually tall, and have short hair, or no hair in this case. they are attracted to shiny objects.

everyone loveesss jon :]
jon palmer is a crackhead.
by kaysaabs00 June 17, 2009

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