Jomber

Someone who is Jocking on my balls. An individual who annoys you to such an extreme extent that you feel as if they are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting your genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop being such a jomber.

by FidelFromNoHomo March 11, 2011

jomber

a wrestling move when your ass lands on another persons face

when sombody jumps on a guy with his butt that is called a jomber

by meebo.com December 8, 2008