joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

by JesSJessS July 20, 2005

joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

Not A Joke

it could be two things 1) good, like you did that, your amazing, like it’s so good but not a joke 2)like annoyed or pissed...

the best way to describe both of them is agreeing or saying the person said it right

lucia: that person is just full of themselves and can’t keep there mouth shut

kk: omg “not a joke”

by lkuaciilayn April 14, 2019

A joke

Donald Trump

Donald Trump: a nazi that hates everyone but white people. His slogan is "make America racist again". He is a Joke

by UrbanJustMeansMlg February 19, 2016

jokes

a noun which means referes to something funny

1:the school is on fire!
2:Jokes!

a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes

I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 14, 2004

jokes

A word used to describe sumthing funny, or when you are being scarcastic. Its usually used by fly girls, or townies and preps.

HA!! I just pushed that kid down the hill and he split his lip!!!

HAHA thats jokes!!

by Mackenzie May 14, 2004

not joke

A phrase is said in sarcasm but is followeed by a sharp contrast with the phrase "NOT". This joke can be said either seriously or with obvious sarcasm. Often times the humor in the joke is in how obnoxious the "NOT" sounds. A 'not joke' is intended to put a person on the spot and embarrass him. It should be used when someone is really proud of something they've done. There is a pause between the statement and following "NOT". It was made popular by the movie Borat.

My 4 year old cousin was doing a puzzle. When he was done, he came up to me and said "look what I done mikey" I said "oh that's really impressize" 'pause' "NOT!!" He started crying and ran away. Needless to say it was hilarious and I laughed hysterically. My not joke worked perfectly.

by Mikey Mike Mike Mike Jr. November 25, 2006