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One of a kind, if you ever find a joiss never let her go <3 I love my joiss to bits.
I love to joiss
Joiss by 0o0o0o0o0o0o October 4, 2016

Smoke Two Joints 

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
Smoke Two Joints by Mikitira September 5, 2008

two joints stoned 

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed
Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
two joints stoned by frogpubes October 4, 2013
To ram one another. Typically used with reference to two homosexual males, or two homosexual females wearing strap-ons.
Have sex, rail, bone, make love, anally fon
"Let's joist."

"It's about time you asked."
Joist by The Misanthropist March 8, 2015

double joints 

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.
1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther
the plural of joint
i have two joints to smoke today
joints by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008