johnny bomb

Masterbation or bombing of one's Johnny. To touch one's private parts in public or private in a stroking or choking manner.

Paco Sanchez: "Where you been all day Santiago?"

Santiago Ramierez: "Oh... Just Johnny Bombin it"

by Mike Runion February 26, 2009

Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

by Johnnie Bomber June 11, 2014